February 2012
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mmm a friend agreed to draw me something
he said it would be really gay mmmmMMMMMM
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Someone: So, what's your hobby?
Me: Talking to strangers online.
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oh my god I go on facebook and saw my uncle who I haven’t seen in 11 years has updated his profile picture
AKSDJFKLSDJGF
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topped up my phone so I could have a booty call
I didn’t pay enough to include picture messages on my plan
kingcheddarxvii:
josiahfiles:
Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word
Everything Is Now A Band Name
This Is A Band Name
So Is This
Everything Is Different Now
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god damn I just screamed at the top of my lungs
” I
have a
BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEER”
god bless being home alone amen
yourcreepyuncle:
that boy you just called fat?
he’s mpreg
that girl you just made fun of for walking weird?
she has anal prolapse
think before you speak
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hmm so there was an announcement today over the account saying they needed volunteers for the sexual health (a study maybe? I think idk?) thing that needed at least 2 hours of work put in for x amount of weeks
and idk why they would make it an announcement during class time and I don’t even know what they need volunteers for but SHIT YES I’M SIGNING UP
kermitthefrrog:
today we were talking about the suite life of zack and cody and i accidently called it the shota life of zack and cody
I’m getting glasses soon but since I can only get them with my dad’s welfare plan I only have a choice between like 5 frames and they’re all the opposite of kawaii wweh
thisshitisallracist:
makemyeyesburn:
omg. DYING.
some tramp just said my dreamcatcher tattoo is offensive towards native americans. BITCH IF ANYTHING ITS A FUCKING COMPLIMENT. my dreamcatcher has special meaning to me. i dont know whether to envy or pity you…that yr life has obviously been so free of any real suffering that you care enough to make a tumblr reblogging girls with native...
me: meow
cat:
me:
cat:
me: i said MEOW
cat: ...meow
me: YES
ballpm:
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
Watchsugarpussy:
holy shit
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So did you all see the NY Times article about... →
handgrenade2:
“It wasn’t so long ago that legions of people began walking the streets, talking to themselves. On closer inspection, many of them turned out to be wearing tiny earpieces that connected wirelessly to their smartphones.
…Later this year, Google is expected to start selling eyeglasses that will project information, entertainment and, this being a Google product, advertisements...
kyary:
drops out of school to become an internet superstar
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someone’s last name in my school is idjit omg
Do it
✞ Your religious Views?
✂ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
✿ Relationship with your father?
❀ Relationship with your mother?
✩ Who is your most loved person?
♛ Have you ever been bullied?
☂ What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
♞ What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
❄ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
✖ Had your heart broken?
☛ Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
☁ Who do you miss the most?
☠ Have you ever attempted suicide?
✌ Share a secret?
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